To commemorate my (insert any synonym of the adjective “idiotic” here) decision to drop my marketing major, here is some poetry*!!!!!
Yes, someday I might kick myself, but just promise that if you see me living in a paper structure built out of my loan statements that you will at the very least say hello.
*ummm, scroll up. If I post said poetry here you’re bound to be significantly more critical than if I force you to move your lazy eyes up just a tid-bit.